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Monday, August 18, 2008, 10:38 pm
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This one comes courtesy of ReadyMade’s blog. I had to re-post because these ideas fall into the category of “why didn’t I think of that?” and they will definitely have you laughing out loud. From Readymaker Jen T:

Now entering the blogosphere: beautifully funny blogs about unfortunately ugly stuff.

First up, It’s Lovely, I’ll Take It! [A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings]. Sara’s commentary is so witty and pretty much genius.

...previous tenant was a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid.

Caption reads: ...previous tenant was a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid.

This one was titled 'Wood paneling with wood paneling accents'

This one was titled 'Wood paneling with wood paneling accents'

Next up, D-Listed Decor [Design Within Retch: The worst home furnishing finds of Craigslist] from ickykittygumgum. Look at this absurdity:

Custom Made Living Room Set - $800

Custom Made Living Room Set - $800

Made of bull horns and bull fur.

Made of bull horns and bull fur.

The commentary: “These bulls died for your sins. Are you happy now?”

And finally, Cake Wrecks [When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong] by Jen.

Extra Terrible

Title: Extra Terrible

What the customer said:
“So we’re throwing a going-away party for our friend, and we’d like you to write “Good luck at U.C.”, since that’s the college she’s going to. Also, she’s a big E.T. fan – you know, from the movie? – so we want to incorporate that somehow. I’ll leave it up to you; we just want something E.T.- related on it. Can you do that? Yeah? Cool! Thanks!”

What the decorator heard:
Blah blah blah, write blah E.T. blah blah on it. Blah.”

What the decorator was thinking:
“Okey doke, easy peasy, now I’ll just write ‘Good Luck‘… oh, wait: does ‘good’ have two ‘o’s or two ‘d’s? Dang. Oh well, I’ll just make this letter look a little like both. There! No one will notice anyway. Ok, and then: ‘at…U.C…’…thank goodness that doesn’t need any periods; those are so hard to do with this icing! Ok, let’s see here…you know, I think I’m going to go the extra mile for these folks and write E.T. on it THREE times. And I’m pretty sure just the ‘E’ has a period… yeah, that looks right. Dum dee dum…. There! All done! Aw, they are just going to love me.”

These made my day.

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Literally…. someone shot the sofa!

Comment by Mary Ann Krebbeks

good one, mom! tee hee.

Comment by CK

Wow, that cake reminds me of the WalMart cake hehe. “under neat that, we will miss you” hahahahaha. love cakes.

Comment by Michelle




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